Goodbye Housewives — You made my Monday evening so colorful in such a crazy fashion. Hope you come back soon and ORF gets them back on air as soon as possible. Here are some quotations that will make me miss that witty TV show. Make sure you don’t miss the season’s finale on ORF 1 (21:05).

Today’s entry is supposed to be a tribute to Season 3 with a couple of lines that reflects humor and drama.

Quotes From Desperate Housewives (Season 3)

• Nora Huntington: You think I’m crazy.
  Lynette: No! You’re (she pauses) colorful. Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.
• Gabrielle: I don’t even know who to be angry at.
  Father Crowley: Don’t be angry, be thankful, children are a gift.
  Gabrielle: I don’t have time for this crap.
• David: You’re not willing to get a divorce, but you’re willing to have an affair?
  Gabrielle: I said I was Catholic, not a fanatic.
• Gabrielle (after she sees everyone in pairs): What is this frikkin’ Noah’s Ark?
• Gabrielle: How could you do this to me? I never would’ve let you seduce me if I knew you were getting married!
  John: Well, you didn’t have any problems sleeping with me when you were married.
  Gabrielle: You knew about Carlos, my cheating was upfront and honest!
• Marry Alice: But what is history anyway [...] a set of lies agreed upon?
• Orson: When Andrew was on the street, he (he pauses) didn’t just beg for money. At times he…well, he did things to earn it.
  Bree: Well, good. I mean, I’d hate to think he had no work ethic at all.
  Orson: What I mean is, men hired him (he pauses again) to do things. Things he wasn’t very proud of.
  Bree: Yardwork?
  Orson: Afraid not.
  Bree: Orson, you’re scaring me. Did he do something awful?
  Orson: No, no. Not awful. People do it all the time. I do it with you. I just don’t pay you for it.
• Orson: I don’t care, my mother’s not moving in here until she fits in a jar on the mantle.
• Susan: Is Edie getting you a good lawyer?
  Mike: I doubt it. She dumped me today.
  Susan: What? Why? …
  Mike: Well, I was arrested for murder.
  Susan: Still. It’s tacky.
• Gert: Rita, I want the word “pedophile” to really stand out. Do we have any glitter?
  Mrs. McCluskey: Say “molester.” It sounds scarier.
• Edie: The responsible thing is to abstain from sex and focus on your studies. There, I said it out loud just in case anybody asks.

Looking forward to seeing season 4 of Desperate Housewives. What a great show!

Check out some bloopers of season 3. Chop, chop.

Prosieben has just announced that they will start airing season 4 in February. ORF will probably do so simultaneously.