In the unlikely event you feel the sudden urge to relieve your bladder’s pressure, make sure nobody catches you and most importantly can track you down to exact spot you committed the crime. For your information (FYI) only. The background story for the attached picture, after the jump.

Paris, je t’aime! · photo by arique on flickr.com

This picture also got me thinking about a discussion of Mother Tongue Annoyances, a blog that mostly discusses the misusage of the English language. The picture “Paris, je t’aime!” reminded me of having read about a discussion on when to use use and utilize leading to the point that verifies that astronomically ginormous constructions principally confirm your pretentiously pompous arsesque attitude.

Well, Philipp, why does that remind you of that post? Because I simply couldn’t figure out whether or not to use use or utilize in the following sentence. I’d go with the utilize because its not the walls main function to serve as a urinal. In most cases. By the way, I like the Big Daddy reference in today’s blog post.

This man obviously utilizes the wall to relief the increasing pressure in his bladder.

Last but not least, I came across with a really interesting expression that highlights the urge of having to pee: Having to pee like a racehorse. That phrase is a score for the English language team.