Just Another Reason Why Not To
Just another reason why not to join the Austrian army. The level is getting lower and lower. Obviously. Krocha or jumpstyle, they’re obnoxious proletarians, aren’t they? Or is it just the envy talking from my subconsciousness because my Jumpstyle Krochen doesn’t look that good? — Check out some Austrian recruits (Youtube video)! Bam oida. Schicht is Pflicht!
Fact is, that this video - I’m afraid - shows only the tip of the prolo-iceberg (another Youtube video on Kroch’n Oida) that we have on radar right now. It’s fortunate that there is no such trend in the US or any other anglophone country, so this is just another score for the English speaking world. Besides, this trend hopefully vanishes soon because people who now do “krochen” will adapt any other trend in 6 months. Once the industry wants to make easy money again. This round - English:German = 1:0.
Are you not familiar with community servants and military service in Austria? Read the explanation right here.





es gibt wirklich viele trottln beim bh aber es gibt bestimmt welche beim rk oder sameriterbund.
also bitte net verallgemeinern.
bei uns bei der milmusik sind die kroche thema nummer eins. es gibt viele diskussionen darüber! *gg*
,-) die wahrscheinlichkeit einen gehirnamuptierten zu treffen, …. ich weiß ned :P LOL
nein ich will natürlich nicht verallgemeinern, du hast recht. dennoch, bissi sarcasm darf auf meiner page nicht fehlen :)
SCHICHT IS PFLICHT :D
das sind die tiefsten proleten…verabscheue sie aus tiefstem herzen :)
also ich kenn da schon ein paar krocha beim zivildienst…aber keine namen. vlt weißt du ja wen ich mein.
mfg
Beim Zivi? Echt? Na, ich glaub wenn wir “bam oida” und “fix” sagen, dann sagen wir das “with a blink in our eyes” :)
cu ph
Hey Phil
Sorry, I can’t relate to the to local dismay regarding this topic, but I haven’t heard much about this dance style in Canada. I discovered it about a year or so ago on youtube.. and then I saw some idiot make a fool of himself on TV.
There is a show called So You Think You Can Dance… and he tried to do this dance, and probably gave a whole bunch of people a skewed view of what the dance is really like. Check out the youtube video if you’re curious.
–Puraz
We can be hella glad that this is a phenomenon that only hit Austria. In a couple of weeks it will disappear, hopefully. :) — Too bad that OTHER COMMENTS ARE IN GERMAN (lazy people …)
The video is hilarious - Is that supposed to be a Power Ranger (I used Power Rangers to solve the Pirates vs. Ninja battle. Clearly Ninjas win)…
Back to the video clip - I know this show. There is a spin off in Germany I think. Of course, we got Dancing with the Stars or Strictly Come Dancing or as we call it Dancing Stars (we take English phrases and make a show sound cooler - the Austrian way of nomenclature…)
And again, you should be happy to not be able to relate to Krocha crap.
Why don’t you like the dance? I’ve seen a few video’s where the people doing it were really good at it and it looked extremely fluid. Almost like they were on ice… It was pretty cool.
I’m not sure if he’s supposed to be a Power Ranger, but it’s just ridiculous what people will do to get on TV.
Canada, Being the neighbor to the US, barely gets it’s own spin off shows. We just watch the US crap… we don’t bother creating a Canadian version of the crap. LOL
Oh, don’t get me wrong. The recruits doing this dance are fun to watch. It’s the whole hype, the “culture” they created (ridiculous way of clothing and revival of neon basketball caps) is bugging me. If you were in Austria and had more insight into this trend, then, well, you probably wouldn’t have a different opinion. Most of my friends think it’s ridiculous, too.
That’s what they look like. Their way they talk is primitive:
also es gibt sicher ein paar wappler bei der rettung, aber die machen wenigstens etwas für die bevölkerung.
würde es keine zivis geben wäre die versorgung durch rtw und ktw in österreich nicht mehr gegeben und ich denke jeder würde bei einem notfall in der familie kein verständnis haben wenn das rettungsauto mehr als 30 minuten brauchen würde oder man unsummen zahlen müsste um zu nachbehandlungen ins spital zu kommen.
danke an alle die sich für einen zivi bei der rettung entschieden haben! bleibt freiwillig dabei…
danke philipp. :)
wenn die zivi gemeinde ein paar krocha dabei hat, dann ist das zu vertragen; bei den bhlern fallts halt schon ungut auf, nicht? :)