Top Notch Bits of Wisdom

Für meine deutschsprachigen Besucher, hier ein Leckerbissen aus der FM4 Komödiantenecke, die sich mit der juvenilen Umgangsformen der Spezie Krocha zu auseinandersetzen versucht. Ollabäste14 wendet sich nach bombisch-kläglich versagenden Kommunikationsanläufen mit den um eine Generation älteren Personen im Haushalt und wird wohl nach der kompetenten Beantwortung des ollabästen Ombudsmannes, den die Menschheit zu bieten hat, nach wie vor in Unwissenheit schweben. Der Ombudsmann nimmt sich der schwierigen Thematik der Jugendsprache an und hier sind seine akustischen Ergüsse (nach dem Jump).

Just another reason why not to join the Austrian army. The level is getting lower and lower. Obviously. Krocha or jumpstyle, they’re obnoxious proletarians, aren’t they? Or is it just the envy talking from my subconsciousness because my Jumpstyle Krochen doesn’t look that good? — Check out some Austrian recruits (Youtube video)! Bam oida. Schicht is Pflicht!

When having discussions about modern trends it happens to me, surprisingly more frequently than ever, that I sense somewhat of a generation gap. Everything started with the Emo-trend that was kicked off last summer. People obviously don’t really know what being emo(tional) is all about, but that’s cool. Mostly.

Now, after the mispronunciation of Emo (ay-mo instead of ee-mo - the trend’s roots are in the English speaking world, so what’s you freakin point? Or do you say Punk like poo-nk), this whole “Krocha”-trend is quite disturbing…

“Bam, Oida” is the German equivalent for “A tree, Oida” whereas “Bam” is said in a quick, abrupt way (English pronounciation Bum like in Bummer) while the person using this phrase that hints for severe weakness of character appears like a complete dumb*ss.

The picture shows me in front of a tree blocking the road due to a heavy strom called Emma. Sometimes Philipp doesn’t even know what to do next. Rare, but still possible.

Minutes later the tree was cut into a half and pulled away by a “Traktor” (a agricultural unit required by most Wood Quarter Farmer Heads). See, not even a tree can stop Philipp from going where no human has gone before (a good word for that would be pristine)