OPEN LETTER TO MRS and MR WEB 2.0 RETARD NON-ACHIEVER
Dear Mrs and Mr Web 2.0 Retard NON-Achiever,

RSS? What the heck?

How are you doing today? I know that you are having a hard time around the web nowadays. Everything’s sooo complicated. Everyone is talking about Web 2.0 and praises that new thing –what the heck is web 2.0 anyway? — like crazy. Poor you, guys! But let me help you out. I can understand that you tend to feel like a freaking retard unfortunate non-achiever. RSS, Vlogs and what else? So why don’t you have you explain it by someone who is a obnoxious wisenheimer an expert on that kind of field. So here we go…

Now that I am out of high school, I realized (how? As you can see in the cloud tag, school-related items have a bigger font size) that I had definitely put the focus of entries on school and school-related topics. I really enjoyed bringing so-called “Versprecher” (slips), pictures and updates about stories that were about to develop. However, things will change. Having work and social service approaching does have an impact on how I see things. I do make my own money now and it is quite comfortable, believe me.

So back to my blog: Everything seems to be more global nowadays. Visitors from over 45 countries hit my page in the last three months (mostly not intentionally, I assume, but still) — on top of the global factor, I have never had so many visitors, so thanks to you, lieber Reader. And since I have been able to record an increasing (in numbers) readership, I decided to pimp my blog. You can read in my last post (Open Letter) what has already changed.

Yes, people judge you in case “ya gramuh ain’t no good”

Syntax, Grammar, Errors: 3 words that go together way too well. — Having just added one of my newly discovered blogs, I wanted to show you how hilarious the “Oh - you - dumbass - you - messed - up - your - syntax - so - ridiculously” - blogs turn out to be. As I said on the blogroll page (the link archive that you surely love to browse), you have to visit that page every once in a while, since it has some crucially educational aspect*. I love the entries and more importantly the famous “Oh-I-can-do-better”-comments. Here’s the background story. The Indianapolis Star used the phrase “the couple are getting married…”, but in strict US English it obviously seems to be wrong (UK would work fine). Notice the comma-affair in the parenthesis (This kind of made me remind of the Beistrichtesting [how-to-put-commas-correctly-testing] we had to cope with last year in high school). Cheeky that is, I know.

samkay64 said… But the Indianapolis Star is not in England. It should use the singular for band, group, and family. (Does my second comma annoy you? I can’t help it; I love it!)

Read more syntax errors and grammar mistakes on grammar-syntax-errors.blogspot.com!

Another lovely blog: The “BLOG” of “UNNECESSARY” Quotation Marks — Speaking of mistakes in syntax, people just love screwing up. Here’s also a page that teaches how to use them correctly.

UPDATE: Being a blogger it can help you to polish your “professionalism” (I bascially couldn’t resist on that one, but quotation marks seem right to me) when obeying the rules of punctuation. Read this blog entry on copyblogger.com

* This very blog entry seems to have way more educational value that former <insert class name of the entire Oberstufe>. NOT.

Hello lieber Listener Reader,

Right now my blog is experiencing slight issues with CSS and other bits and bytes. So while I am juggling with 1s and 0s, you go enjoy a minimalistic look of PHIL’s Blogging. Oh in the meanwhile you can discuss whether or not I should go dot com: What do you think of philsblogging.com? Hm? I know pretty controversial. I just have to keep you guys busy…

Let’s hope thenew flashy fade thingy on the top of the page is back soon. I so freakishly loved that…

Bye Philipp

UPDATE: Since they released Wordpress 2.3 yesterday, I will seize the change to make this major update. Later on, I will correct the CSS files, that I screwed up again. I really hate CSS when it’s not doing what I’m coding. Geeez. If you’re wondering what CSS is: Stylesheets that make my website look wonderful.

OH and I just can’t believe how all of you are close to rioting about the dot com story. I wasn’t kidding about buying philsblogging.com :) I enjoy talking to you like that. I could go on like this foreeeever. Now I need to get back t updating and arranging the stylesheets.

I will survive. This blog will, too.

Ich kann’s kaum glauben. Ich habe wieder Zeit gefunden, und jetzt kanns auch wieder losgehen mit dem Posten und Commenten. Mein erster Beitrag für dieses Jahr. Freunde, ich war faul. Ich bin noch immer krank und ich gebs zu, ich war einfach nur faul. Sorry. Das hier soll es wieder gut machen: Eine I Will Survive Version für Jesus! Und übrigens, ich hab kein Internet gehabt in den letzten Tagen. Sorry. GANZ GROSSES SORRY! Also I will survive:

P.S.: Bald hab ich inode und übrigens, DANKE AN STEVE, er hat mir The OC 3rd season gebrannt und geschickt. Ich kanns kaum erwarten :) Trotzdem bin ich noch krank *husthust*!

Welcome to my little and smart blogging system. Since 13 August 2005 I’ve also joined the bloggers enthusiastically. I do love this way of getting in contact with my friends. And I hope you are going to take part of this.

Bei meinen Österreichischen Kollegen möchte ich mich jetzt schon entschuldigen. Ich habe nun mal diese verrückte Idee meinen Blog auch mit englischen Teilen zu füttern. Keine Angst, es geht auf Deutsch weiter ;-)

“Wos is hiatz a Block?”

Berta - Ludwig - Otto - Gustav

Tja, lieber “Sepp/Ferl/Schurl” aus dem tiefsten verwucherten Waldviertel - für die Anti-Checker: Ein Blog - ja geschrieben Berta - Ludwig - Otto - Gustav (für insider:bhhh lhhh oh ghhh) - ist eine Art und Weise wie man seine verrückten, schmutzigen oder auch philosphischen Gedanken los werden und Kund tun kann. Und keine Angst das werde ich auch! Mittleres werde ich unter Umständen und bei Gegebenheit weg lassen. Und jetzt… Genau jetzt fragst du dich warum gerade ich das mache. Oh mein Gott. Eines Tages in einer nächtlichen Umwandlung - praktisch von der Wilden Kuh TM benagt - habe ich beschlossen dieses System auszuprobieren. Mehr als schief gehen kanns nicht.

Sprüchesammlungen

Mit viel Glück gelingt uns auch so vielleicht irgendwie eine Spruchsammlung, die wir dann bei der Maturafeier auf den Tisch fetzen und noch mehr zu lachen haben. Obwohl ich die Tatsache “Maturafeier mit Lehrern wie Rupi, Zeller&Co) schon alleine amusing finde… Für diese sogenannten Sprüchesammlungen (hier ein ganzes Archiv) benötigst du ein Passwort, das ich dir auf Anfrage aushändige. Ich will nur nicht, dass jemand durch diese Texte zu Schaden kommt und eventuell ein Jobangebot deswegen verlieren. Jaja, die Tücken des Web 2.0.

Viel Spaß beim Kommentieren und Lesen
Philipp