Recommended by a friend of mine, I feel obliged to put this on my blog. Since it cracks me up every single time I watch it. Also highly recommendable The Endless Series Of David Caruso One Liners.

What’s our lesson of this? I before E except after C.

Amidst all the studying and planning out my weekend I came across with this and I really really couldn’t help sharing. After watching the VP dabate (who took up one third of my mobile internet bandwidth) I really thought this was “cute.” Plus, did you know that roughly 80% of the people who watched the debate thought that Sarah was doing better than they thought they would after having laughed over the CBS interviews and the Saturday Night Live spoofs (The writers didn’t have to do a lot when creating the spoofs, so it doesn’t really matter what video you watch; same text; different purpose - or wait does Sarah - maybe - want to entertain us too?). Well with the expectations set soo high, you betcha, that Sarah will getcha. Betcha. She connected with me. She did.

She connected with me. With this debate scheme. Unbeatable. Like Oh My Goshhh.

Found via swissmiss via adennak.com.

While Austria is still failing to ban smoking in closed public places (like restaurants, bars, etc.), California state law already restricts smokers. Probably for the first time, Austria came first in banning something that CA had allowed until July 1, 2008: Driving and Talking (on a cellphone) or Talking (on a cellphone) and Driving.

Safer Roads in CA? Hope dies at last. · initial photo by WSK 2005 on flickr

Have you ever driven down an US American highway or an inner-city street? What do you get to see there? Is your answer “People driving gas-guzzling old tuck-taped cars?” Wrong, I have to disappoint you. You see people doing everything behind (I see the relativity aspect, right there) the wheel but driving gas-guzzling old tuck-taped cars. It’s the American approach to Germanized productivity and efficiency. Number 1 activity when cruising the streets is, independent from time, location and profession, talking to someone on cellphone. Close second is skimming the newspaper accompanied by a drive-thru Starbucks Latte and a cream-cheese bagel. Don’t miss the attached video, hilarious!

Ein gelungenes Kabarett, über das ich hoffentlich ein paar Zeilen noch schreiben werde. Nützen wir die Kommentarfunktion, um unsere Kritik anzubringen :)
Ein gelungener Abend, der wirklich schräg war und einfach - für mich - unvergesslich war, mein erstes richtiges großes Kabarett neben Düringer. Tja, wo is bei den beiden schon der Unterschied.
Konjunktiv, Cornelia, usw… :) einfach nur witzig!
Auf seiner bescheidenen Homepage (in meinen Augen) stehen noch witzige Sachen über andere Programme. GUGGST DU

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